There’s no real way of expressing your love for someone like insulting them is there?! When it comes to love, I am not really the soppy type. Don’t get me wrong I love it when my boyfriend gives me a good squeeze but rather than roses and chocolates, I am all about a grab of that ass, a big fat snog and a bit of banter! So, when Love Layla fell into my lap on Instagram, I knew I had to get my hands on some of their bits to spread the love this Valentine’s Day!
When it comes to Love Layla, there’s so many funny items to pick from that will ensure the one you love knows exactly how you feel about them!
No longer will you need a cop out card filled with utter nonsense about how much you love them – just give them one of Layla’s coupons inside one of her hilarious quip cards and you’ll be getting lucky in no time!
In my house, we don’t refer to each other by our names, it’s all about stupid nicknames like Poo, Pumpkin and Head. So, when I spotted wrapping paper that fully took the mickey in telling my beau how much I f****ing love him, I had to have it. I plan to literally wrap a couple of beers up in it but I know it’ll make him laugh his head off!
We don’t take anything seriously in our relationship; we never have arguments but we bicker like children; we love the shit out of each other but sometimes when my boyfriend shouts at Fifa I want to punch him in the throat. We are basically two children living unsupervised in a house together muddling through life – but loving it! It’s my perfect relationship!
Love isn’t about always being so serious and Love Layla has tapped into that so well! If you can’t have banter in your relationship then when can you!?
Her cards are perfect.. dirty, naughty, sweet and funny all rolled into one! Love Layla is one of my FAVE places to buy cards and gifts ever on the internet! They have a knack of tapping into your inner thoughts and printing them on cards to send to people you love! I love browsing through their website to see what they’re releasing next; each time I think they’e gone to a new lower level of dirty they go and do it again!
While some of Love Layla’s card and gifts aren’t for the faint hearted, or like, your Nan, I know loads of people that appreciate a good comedy card or a balloon that when stretched to its full air capacity, screams BLOW ME! on it…
So, this V Day, I reckon you should share the love with a cheeky card, a special Love Layla coupon promising randy morning promises – but only after a teeth brush, a gift wrapped in luxury wrapping paper embossed in loving swear words, and a send a balloon with your want to give ’em a good blow – if ya know what I mean!
Get your hands on all of my goodies below!
Happy Valentine’s Day you filthy sods!