So, like me, you’ve hit the third trimester. You’re knackered, your bladder is about as reliable as a toddler’s mood, and you’re growing a tiny human whilst raising a slightly larger (louder, messier) one. Glamorous? Not quite. Badass? Absolutely. Honestly, surviving the third trimester when you’ve got a toddler tearing through the house like they’re auditioning for Ninja Warrior: CBeebies Edition is less “peaceful baby bonding” and more “pass the chocolate and don’t speak to me unless it’s about Bluey.” Let’s dive into the real-deal, no-fluff survival guide for doing pregnancy round two (or three, you magical unicorn) with a toddler hanging off your ankle. 1. Lower The Bar… Then…